My friend Brielle's as old as dirt...

I wanted to let ALL of my URNA friends know, the Brielle Echo Whitney is offically an AARP card carrying member as we speak! She passed everso graceouslessly into geriatical care under the watchful eye of her wet nurse. Those wishing to "pay court" to her can do so at the Brooklyn Gardens for Senior Development. And remember, no loud noises during Jeopardy!